For work we have this thing every year where everyone buys a Christmas gift for around £5. They buy it for the same sex, and then we pick out of a hat who it goes to, so it’s totally random. I’m having a bit of a crisis because I cannot for the life of me find a gift. I don’t mind if it goes a few quid over (or under!).

Anyone got any good ideas? This isn’t “serious” per se, it’s for a laugh, the work crew you know…