Yes, you too can drink all day long, 24 hours a day AND gamble!

Providing of course, that you are in a legal British establishment. How intelligent those Government ministers are, letting us gamble with our 24 hour day drinking. How thoughtful, how forward-looking.

No wait, let me get my head out of my a** for a minute. How incredibly STUPID. How inane. How unimaginatively dumb. Why? I have to ask that question. Why? Why let pubs provide gambling? I’m not talking about the slot machine in the corner, which have been the staple of british pubs for a long time now, I’m talking about -poker-!

Yes, no hardcore stuff, just a bit of cards with the booze.