Since I went over to Mel‘s and saw her two jokes, I thought I would add a joke. Ironically she writes she heard it on iTunes, which I’m using right now to update my iPod with new stuff! Freaky world…
There was an scot, an englishman, and an irishman. They were walking along the beach and they happened across a mermaid sitting upon a rock. They looked at each other, thinking they would have some fun.
The Scot went up to the mermaid and said, ‘Excuse me miss mermaid, but have you ever been kissed?’ She replied, ‘Why, no, I haven’t!’ He said, ‘Then I’ll help you out.’, leaning over and giving her a kiss. She demurred that it was nice and off he went.
The Englishman went up to the mermaid and said, ‘Excuse me miss mermaid, but have you ever been fondled?’ She replied, ‘Why no, I don’t believe I have!’ He proferred his aid, and fondled her bare breasts.
The Irishman went up the mermaid and said, ‘Excuse me miss mermaid, but have you ever been f***ed?’ She looked at him in shock and said, ‘No I haven’t!’ He said, ‘Well you are now, the tides gone out.’
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