Today was one of those days full of football. Not that that’s anything new, given the World Cup is on. But still, , we won. Of course. Not a bad goal from Beckham, not sure why every commentator suddenly forgets he hasn’t scored one from a free kick in three years, but still not bad.

And then this fiasco, Portugal vs Holland. My god, I think the ref was running out of players to send off. I think it was a record for the amount of yellow cards in a game, and for the amount of players sent off. He was a little card happy, to say the least.