If they crawl on more than one pair of legs, I hate them.
Spiders especially.
I cannot for the life of me understand people who keep tarantula’s or big spiders, I mean, shudder time people. If I met a girl and she was as hot as hot can be (Kate Beckinsale, Petra Nemcova, Keeley Hazell etc.,) and I went back to her place for a night of romance, and she mentioned she kept spiders, you wouldn’t be able to see me for the dust. Sprint city…
That’s why this morning I was reading the Red Ferret Journal (nothing to do with ferrets, red or otherwise) and I saw this amazing invention – the Bug Vacuum. First of all, I want to know where I can submit people for a Nobel prize. Secondly, they need to add a blender inside this, so when you’ve taken a good close up look at the offending spidey (yep, there’s a built-in magnifying glass), you can blend him to spidey hell. 
What a GREAT invention! Only $24.95 too, not a bad deal for something to capture, examine, and kill/maim/torture spiders and bugs
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